HAHAHA found this site the other day and we've benn laughing ever since! XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about:

Traci!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Traci supply.
2. Traci was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Traci'.
4. Traci is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
5. Traci is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
6. Traci never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
7. Traci is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
8. The colour of Traci is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
9. Over half of Americans are officially Traci.
10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Traci in your mouth.

Jacob!

1. Jacob will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jacob for the rest of the day!
3. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jacob.
4. A Jacobometer is used to measure Jacob.
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jacob with his left foot!
6. Jacob can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
7. California is the biggest exporter of Jacob in the world!
8. Jacob can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
9. In 1982 Time Magazine named Jacob its 'Man of the Year'!
10. Cats use their Jacob to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!

Erika!

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Erika.
2. Erika can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
3. Erika can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
4. The international dialling code for Erika is 672!
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Erika!
6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Erika!
7. The horns of Erika are made entirely from hair!
8. Erika has a memory span of three seconds.
9. Erika has three eyelids.
10. Erikaolatry is the mindless worship of Erika!

Darci!

1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Darci.
2. Darci was originally called Cheerioats!
3. Darci is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
4. Antarctica is the only continent without Darci.
5. Peanuts and Darci are beans.
6. Scientists believe that Darci began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Darci every year.
8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Darci.
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Darci.
10. The only planet that rotates on its side is Darci!

Timmy!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Timmy.
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Timmy!
3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Timmy.
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Timmy!
5. Red Timmy at night, shepherd's delight. Red Timmy at morning, shepherd's warning.
6. Grapes explode if you put them inside Timmy!
7. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Timmy!
8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Timmy orbiting the Earth!
9. Timmy can smell some things up to six miles away.
10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Timmy.

Reeba!

1. A Reebaometer is used to measure Reeba.
2. Reeba has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
3. Reeba is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4. Pacman was originally called Reebaman!
5. Reeba is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
6. Reeba can use only about ten percent of her brain.
7. There are 336 dimples on Reeba!
8. New Zealand was the first place to allow Reeba to vote!
9. Reeba is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
10. Early thermometers were filled with Reeba instead of mercury.

and myself

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Alysha.
2. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Alysha!
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Alysha is two minutes. (NOT TRUE! *cries*)
4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Alysha.
5. Scientists believe that Alysha began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Alysha to drop bombs!
7. The first domain name ever registered was Alysha.com.
8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Alysha.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Alysha.
10. During severe windstorms, Alysha may sway several feet to either side.

Hopefully i shall get some art up sooooon! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO RYAN!!!! MAH MAYN MAHN!!!